Boob-staring good for men

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Compiled by WINNIE YEOH, A. RAMAN and TEH ENG HOCK

HERE’s a simple “secret” to ensure longevity for men – stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day to live an additional five years.

Both Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported that a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine showed that men ogling at breasts for 10 minutes a day was equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday that the team had spent five years researching 200 men.

Results showed that men who liked to stare at women’s breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have slower heart beat.

The daily also quoted gerontologist Dr Karen Weatherby as saying that sexual desire ensured better blood circulation and led to better health.

However, it was reported that reporters had attempted to search the article in the journal’s website but failed. Thus, there were doubts whether there was indeed such an article in the journal.

I would like to stare at women's boobs more from now on...i think i can check the ass and other assets out as well.. that should make my life extend bout 50 years i guess!!!HAHAHAHA...

Super Sien at Work (yesterday's post!)

August 5th 2009, 10:20am – It is wonderously boring day working today, similarly to the last few days that I have come to work. ‘wonderously’, it is so boring that I could even come up with such a word. The attempt to do something fruitful in the company was disastrous. My head is just wandering off somewhere, wandering and wandering, until I came to a conclusion to actually use my head to write something useful here. At least this would give my fingers some stretching and action rather than just picking on my nose and supporting my forehead with them.

Why why why is it that everytime I get a job, it would be extremely busy, or extremely free? Can’t I get a job that is just…right! It is stressful that we become too free, it is stressful that we are too busy as well. You’ll just go mad either way. How I’d wish I’m just a freaking rich prick with too much money and just go do what I like to do. Yes yes, I know that I am bitching that my job is just well-unbalanced, and we shouldn’t be bitching about our job because there are many ‘worser’ jobs out there as compared to what I have here, and I should be grateful and blablabla..screw that!I just love to bitch around!!

This company, or shall I say Japanese companies, are like living dinosaurs with extremely sophisticated but narrow minded pricks. Most computers here, are like from the 18th century, and if you had new ones, they would say “ there is no such thing as an internet, only big time pricks have the license to use one”. Diu..! SKNL! Project leaders need information from the outside world sometimes, and by limiting us, do you think we can expand our knowledge? It’s not like we are dumbasses to surf into some pornography site at work place. We’ll probably need some private time of our own rather than surfing in public!:P Think about it dickheads, all work no play makes a Jap a dull motherfucker! So, give us our internet access!!!it’s killing us here!

Stand. Chart. KL Marathon workout week 0-1

Well I guess there's no better way than to keep a record of my workouts weekly leading to the KL Marathon.

Times weren't like the way it used to be in the previous years, where working out was like 80% of my time whilst working for pay only 10%. PTM is a pain in the arse and basically taking most of the time out and exhausting my mentalality daily. Anyways, I managed to squeeze some mileage in the last few days, but it is not enough for what I am heading for:

Mileage on shoes from 1/4-4/4: 11km only(5km on 1/4, 6km on 4/4)
Weight on 1/4: 86kg
Target weight: 80kg (not sure if it's achievable)
Marathon date: 28/6

Here it comes again for the 27th time..!

Yes, yes, I noticed that today's the day I'm about to get old..!27 years old and I have yet to achieve anything in life..!Anyways, Happy Birthday Patrick..!

Last Sunday was great, Fatty Luen and Fatty Beng n the rest of the gang ( i just have to mention these two fatties for my own satisfaction) basically gave me a surprise party..a be-earlied one though. My naughty dear did a very good job in luring me to the party though.NAUGHTY!!too bad she wasn't persuasive enough to make me wear long pants n shoes..:P

I was really caught off-guard when suddenly I saw the two fatties, michelle and hamsap tee sitting there at TGIF. Anyways, the gifts were great guys! and to the Liverpoop,Arse-holenal, and Men United fans who as well contributed to the gifts..your sacrifices of touching Chelsea products your efforts will not go unnoticed and fully appreciated!

Birthday wish!?well, football-wise, I hope Chelsea wins the champions league this season!!

Actual Birthday Wish?it's only custom we do not disclose our wishes..!

I'd also like to thank my sis and my mum who got me these wonderful Nike gifts, and even giving me hope and appreciation that in someway, I look like Rafael Nadal with this wonderful sleeveless tees from Nike they bought me.

Thus far, I guess maybe being 27 isn't that old yet, as my dear would say. A men's life only starts at 30, which is like 3 years from now. Well, I gotta do my part in enjoying as much extreme sports and extreme activities as much as I can before I lose my youth to age. Marathons and mountain biking, HERE I COME!!

Si beh koo bo blog!

wah, very long since i've blogged something here. No more facebook-king, no more blogging, n no more msn-ning since i've changed my job. si beh sien, but okla. So far, i'm still breathing, i've put on more weight, n decided that gambling was a nuisance since the last i've written here.

since the last time i wrote, i should be picking up n wishing..
Merry Christmas
Happy New Year, and
Gong Xi Fa Cai!

CNY alone at home this year, mum's at Dubai, but will be back within the next few days. Wait till she comes back to notice that most of her plants have already dried up or may have been drowned by my watering-plant-skillz..!!HEHEHEH...

anyways, my blog title says its supposed to be about mountain bikes and stuff like that, so here i am about to complain about my blacky bike. first, last weekend, my bloody chain putus. second, the bloody chain costs me RM 120 bucks. third, my bloody cranks are screwed. basically, the pedals are so tight, that with my herculic arms(from the word hercules; i just made it up) strength of mine, i can't even unscrew the bloody pedals. SCREW TRUVATIV BRAND!!

It's time to finally get some new cranks and BBs as well, but then when i look at the situation, my god damn rims (front ones) need replacement as well. The spokes are in someway, gone case dee la, and the rim is like potato chip. die lor..now..lesson learnt: NEVER EVER BE KIAM SIAP WHEN IT COMES TO A BICYCLE...kanineh!

oo, oo..!!it's already the 10th of february, tiu..!15 more days to 27. why so fast one!!???jor...old dee la..i remembered calling my sister 'old' when she reached this age as well 6 years ago..now i'm ..old!?!?!?!?!?dammm..!!can't imagine myself as 27. I could still remember myself as a teenager/ kid and i said to myself, i'll never be tat old dude who's so outdated and don't know how to play video games. Dam man, now I don't even know what's the latest game out there, or the hippest thing in the market...really old dee...next thing you know, you'll be sayin"FUCK, i'm already 54 years old, when i was 27, didn't think i'd be having white hair n aches all over my freaking back and arse!!"